How to get impurities out of your donkey: Part I

First, and, possibly, most important, consult with detergent dignitaries (or the Sultans of Shine and Sheen). While this may seem a little counter-intuitive (as they are generally considered to be tainted due to their categorical inclusion in the realm of the most-soiled exemplars of bureaucracy, the dignitary), detergent dignitaries (or the Sultans of Shine and Sheen) are undeniably the best consultants when it comes to purging your donkey of unsightly impurities. It is, in fact, because they are nominally "pure", but in reality, are "impure"; and, in addition, it is due to the requirements of their posts that they maintain an appearance of anti-taint, that they are the most capable of negating unwanteds. They can both physically and spiritually (to perpetuate a nasty little dualism) eradicate the shit out of your donkey.